One day i was playing xbox with my friend and ive got a package. I jumped out of a window to see what is this. I opened the box and... yay! Ive got the newest xbox on this freakin' world! It is called "Xbox 666" and a game called "DoNotPlayOrYouWillDie.exe"
I jumped back to the window using my super powers. I throw the xbox and i said: Yolo we got the new xbox! I jumped on the crouch and started playing this game. I was winning and my friend was so sad and yolo. And then the SK3L3ToN PoP3D oUT. We both died.
$WAG BITCH!